jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

(via nefariousmalediction)

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

(via whatalovelyending)

righteousnesss:

My biggest pet peeve is when someone texts you first and then ignores you when you respond.